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Painting memes

Memes for people who've cut in a ceiling line by hand.

29 painting memes, free to share.

Expanding brain meme on pricing jobs escalating from hourly to square footage to wallpaper ugliness to repeat DIY repaints.

How quotes really get built.

Change my mind meme with the sign reading primer is not optional, fight me.

A hill worth dying on.

Woman yelling at cat meme, woman yelling that it's just a touch up, cat replying it took the whole color library.

There is no such thing as a quick touch up.

Gru's plan meme with calling a job easy, showing up, then finding three accent walls and a ceiling repeated twice.

The easy one day job never exists.

Bernie meme asking once again for a final decision on the paint color.

The question that never gets answered.

Surprised Pikachu meme setup about painting over the last guy's drips without sanding them first.

Shortcuts always show up later.

Left exit meme: heading home on time straight ahead, swerving to answer one more customer text, driven by a painter who should know better.

The phone never really clocks out.

Two guys on a bus meme: one side painting metal roof trim in July heat, the other cutting in the cool basement all day.

The thermometer picks favorites on the crew.

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Surprised Pikachu meme setup about a homeowner picking the paint color at 9pm under a yellow lightbulb.

Lighting changes everything.

Distracted boyfriend meme: a painter dreams of a job with no cutting in while ignoring the four rooms full of trim.

Every painter dreams of a job with zero trim.

Gru's plan meme: quote the job fair, customer accepts right away, then asks about fixing a ceiling crack, repeated for emphasis.

The scope always grows right after the yes.

Drake meme rejecting picking one gray swatch and approving picking all forty then hating them.

Homeowners and their gray swatches.

Expanding brain meme escalating from free touch ups to charging a fee to leaving paint to teaching the homeowner to do it themselves.

The evolution of the touch up request.

Change my mind meme with the sign reading second coat fixes everything, including your mistakes.

The forgiving power of a second coat.

Drake meme rejecting leaving early for rain and approving painting trim in the garage instead.

Rainy days still get billed somehow.

Woman yelling at cat meme, woman asking to match a faded wall exactly, cat replying it can only repaint the whole thing.

Fading paint has no perfect match.

Trade offer meme showing one gallon of primer given versus a wall that soaked up three.

Old drywall drinks paint for free.

Left exit off ramp meme with finishing quoted walls straight ahead and doing the fence too as the exit, swerved by a crew that can't say no.

The fence always finds a way in.

Is this a pigeon meme with the homeowner pointing at a small drip and asking if it is bad work.

One tiny drip and the whole job gets judged.

This is fine meme with the work schedule on fire after three rainy days in a row.

The calendar is on fire and so is the coffee pot.

Hide the pain Harold meme with the top line saying it will be easy and the bottom revealing four accent walls and a mural.

Easy job is a myth.

Is this a pigeon meme with the painter pointing at the 41st gray swatch and asking if it is a cry for help.

Forty gray swatches later.

Change my mind meme with the sign reading landlords always want the cheapest white that exists.

Every rental job starts with this exact white.

Hide the pain Harold meme with the top line about a small touch up and the bottom revealing a full repaint by Friday.

The touch up that grew legs.

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