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Roofing memes

Memes for people who've been on a roof in August.

30 roofing memes, free to share.

Expanding brain meme escalating from asking for a deposit to moving in with the family until paid.

Collections gets creative after enough bad checks

Surprised Pikachu meme with setup text: scheduled the tear off on the one dry day, it rains anyway.

The forecast app had one job

Left exit meme: straight ahead is head home right at 3pm, the exit is one more roof to quote, the car swerving is the owner driving past a roof that needs help.

He cannot drive past a bad roof without stopping

Distracted boyfriend meme: the whole crew looks at a job with easy ladder access and ignores the one with a locked gate and two dogs.

Access makes or breaks the whole day

Surprised Pikachu meme with setup text: hired the lowest bid crew to save a little money.

The cheap crew job needed a second crew to fix it

Bernie asking once again meme: text says can the supply house just have the right color in stock.

The supply house never has the shade on the quote

Drake hotline bling meme rejecting explaining the quote for twenty minutes and approving showing one photo of the old decking.

One photo does what twenty minutes of talking cannot

Surprised Pikachu meme with setup text: customer asks for a rush job and a discount in the same breath.

Rush fee and discount do not belong in one sentence

Expanding brain meme escalating from checking the forecast once to trusting whichever app says no rain.

Every roofer becomes a meteorologist in June

Drake hotline bling meme rejecting guessing the roof size from the driveway and approving measuring twice and quoting once.

Nobody likes a change order, least of all you

Distracted boyfriend meme with every roofer in town looking at the hail damage roof today instead of the dry roof next week.

Hail season reorders everybody's schedule overnight

Expanding brain meme escalating from one layer tear off to building a museum on the roof.

The quote was for one layer, the roof had other plans

Change my mind sign reading gutters while you are up there is never a quick job.

Said every homeowner with a ladder in the yard

Two buttons meme with fix it right and fix it fast, sweating person is the crew on a Friday afternoon.

Friday afternoon makes every decision harder

Gru's plan meme ending with wind taking the tarp anyway, shown twice.

The tarp has one job and sometimes it quits

Change my mind sign reading the forecast app is wrong more than it is right.

Nobody trusts it but everybody checks it anyway

Two buttons meme with take the small job and wait for big one, sweating person is the owner looking at the bank account.

Cash flow makes this decision every single week

Gru's plan meme ending with the new guy quitting the day it gets hot, shown twice.

Crew turnover peaks right when the work does

Trade offer meme giving a handshake and thank you in exchange for three days of tear off in the heat.

The job does not care what the weather says

Left exit meme with the roofer swerving from finishing the quoted scope to doing the gutters while up there.

That one favor turns into another hour every time

Gru's plan meme ending with the homeowner asking for one more discount, shown twice.

Everybody wants the friends and family rate

Trade offer meme giving a great compliment in person in exchange for a blank space where the review should be.

The kind words never make it past the driveway

Two guys on a bus meme contrasting waiting on the adjuster in the rain with already being quoted and first on the schedule.

Hail season rewards whoever gets there first

Is this a pigeon meme with the homeowner pointing at a crew water break and calling it slacking off.

Ten minutes of water is not a crime

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