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Plumbing memes

Memes for people who've been under a sink at 2 a.m.

30 plumbing memes, free to share.

Drake hotline bling meme rejecting starting a new job at 4pm on a Friday and approving coming back Monday to do it right.

Friday at 4pm decision making

Change my mind meme with a man sitting at a table behind a sign that says flushable wipes are not flushable.

Said with the confidence of a man who has seen things

Woman yelling at cat meme where the woman asks why it smells like a swamp and the cat replies garbage disposal full of rice again.

The kitchen call that happens every week

Gru's plan meme where the third and fourth steps repeat finding the previous plumber's fix made of tape and hope.

The wall always knows something you don't

Change my mind meme with a sign stating every shutoff valve is rusted shut until proven otherwise.

A law of nature, not an opinion

Woman yelling at cat meme where the woman asks about a high water bill and the cat blames the running toilet ignored since spring.

The mystery solved in thirty seconds

Left exit meme where the plumber swerves from finishing the current job toward a new emergency call.

The 4:59 call never fails

Expanding brain meme showing four escalating ways plumbers tighten a fitting, ending with a cheater pipe.

How every fitting actually gets tight

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Drake meme rejecting trust in online stock counts and approving driving to the supply house to check in person.

Supply house inventory is a suggestion

Change my mind meme with a man sitting behind a sign that says a clean van means you're not busy enough.

Every plumber's secret rule about the van

Gru's plan meme where the third step, discovering the needed part was discontinued years ago, repeats as the twist.

Every parts run turns into a research project

Distracted boyfriend meme where the plumber at the supply house eyes a new tool while ignoring the three he already owns.

Every supply run turns into window shopping

Drake hotline bling meme rejecting an exact phone quote and approving quoting high to look like a hero in person.

How every estimate actually works

Woman yelling at cat meme where the woman asks why the job took longer and the cat explains the last guy fixed it with tape.

The real reason every job runs long

Distracted boyfriend meme with a plumber distracted by a dry basement while ignoring the sump pump.

Out of sight out of mind until it's not

Drake hotline bling meme rejecting buying one fitting and approving buying the whole bag just in case.

Every trip to the supply house

Gru's plan meme where the third and fourth steps repeat finding out the whole house was repiped with the wrong pipe.

Every quick fix job ever

Trade offer meme where one side receives a full day of crawlspace work and the other receives minimum wage and a sandwich.

The job nobody wants to bid on

Left exit meme where every budget minded plumber swerves from full price toward the clearance bin.

Nobody walks past that bin

Gru's plan meme where the third and fourth steps repeat forgetting the one part you actually need.

The van packing curse

Trade offer meme where one side receives an emergency holiday call and the other receives a request to come back tomorrow.

Holiday on call summarized

Two guys on a bus meme contrasting the guy stuck under the sink with the guy holding the flashlight for the same pay.

Same job, very different afternoons

Bernie meme asking once again for a customer to show the shutoff valve location.

Said every single time you walk in the door

Hide the pain Harold meme with the top line saying it's a simple job and the bottom admitting it never is.

The smile you give every single time

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