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Remodeling memes

Memes for people who opened a wall and found a surprise.

29 remodeling memes, free to share.

Drake rejects buying a good tape measure and approves of using the worn out one with no numbers left.

The tape measure situation on every truck.

Expanding brain shows four escalating ways of opening a wall, ending with opening it, seeing the problem, and closing it back up.

What's behind the wall stays behind the wall sometimes.

Gru's plan shows telling the homeowner two days, finding the real subfloor, then telling them it's now two weeks, repeated.

The quick job, every time.

Change my mind sign reads the quick job never is.

Said at every supply house in America.

Left exit off ramp shows finishing the kitchen on schedule as straight ahead, but the homeowner swerves toward while you're here can you also.

The four words that change the whole job.

Gru's plan shows pricing fair, the homeowner asking for one more thing, then still calling it included, repeated.

How free stuff happens on every job.

Hide the pain Harold top line says homeowner says it's a simple fix, bottom line says the wall behind it says otherwise.

Simple fix, famous last words.

Drake rejects giving an exact price on the phone and approves of saying it depends and hanging up.

Every estimate call ever.

Expanding brain shows four levels of ordering material, ending with buying out the whole shelf so no one else can get it.

A trip to the supply house, escalating.

Gru's plan shows checking the forecast, seeing sun all week, then rain showing up on pour day, repeated.

The forecast is a suggestion, apparently.

Drake rejects writing the change order before starting and approves of remembering it later from memory.

How change orders really get tracked.

Trade offer shows receiving a five minute walkthrough while the other side gets a list that grows for three weeks.

The walkthrough versus the reality.

Woman yelling why is this taking so long, cat replies you changed the tile three times.

The timeline conversation, every time.

Distracted boyfriend shows the owner looking at a bigger job down the street instead of the small job already started.

How half-finished jobs happen.

Change my mind sign reads every homeowner has watched one show.

You can always tell.

Woman yelling why are you behind schedule, cat replies you added five things since Monday.

Schedules don't survive contact with the job.

Distracted boyfriend shows the foreman looking at a tool on sale at the counter instead of the tools already in the truck.

The supply house counter is dangerous.

Uno draw 25 card says tell them the tile is on back order, refused by whoever has to make that call.

The worst phone call of the week.

Two guys on a bus, sad side is a crew stuck inside with no pay, happy side is a crew stuck inside but paid anyway.

Rain day luck depends entirely on the boss.

Is this a pigeon shows the homeowner pointing at a photo saved online and asking is this what my house looks like.

The gap between the photo and the house.

This is fine shows the subfloor on fire, discovered Friday at four pm.

Every Friday afternoon demo discovery.

Hide the pain Harold top line says told them the deck would take a week, bottom line says that was four weekends ago.

Deck timelines are a myth.

Surprised Pikachu after quoting a quick patch and finding the whole wall rotten.

The drywall patch that never stays small.

Trade offer meme showing a signed invoice traded for payment forty five days later in installments.

Invoicing in the remodeling world.

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